Is broccoli not brown?

  • They cannot determine if a person is “available” (shown by a green circle against their name) or “busy” (yellow circle beside name) in a chat room.
  • They will spend all their time thinking your favourite blue dress is brown unless you tell them.
  • They will not be able to tell a banana is only half-ripe (green at the base).
  • They will be shocked if you tell them broccoli is green — for they have spent their entires lives believing it to be brown.
  • Bar charts and pie charts make little sense to them, for they find it difficult to discern all shades with ease.
  • They will confuse you with directions, for the “turn left after the house with brown walls” is actually meant to be a house whose walls are purple.



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